The Boss

    Jeevan Sivasubramaniam Posted by Jeevan Sivasubramaniam, Managing Director, Editorial, Berrett-Koehler Publishers Inc.

    The Boss

    One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''

    The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''

    ''What about the green one?'' the man asks.

    The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''

    ''What about the red one?'' the man asks.

    The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''

    The man says, ''What does HE do?''

    The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''

    Moral of the Story: No one really knows what the boss does, but authority perceived is authority achieved.